Katherine: "Did you hear that the McMillans are moving to Gettysburg?" Winona: "No.

Katherine: "Did you hear that the McMillans are moving to Gettysburg?"
Winona: "No. with what intent are they moving?"
Katherine: "Because they want to have a Gettysburg Address."
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A man was in a restaurant, and a waiter asked for his order. The man said, "I want toast."
The waiter replied, "We don't vend toast. It's not forward the menu."
in the same manner the man said, "OK, then I would like a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich with no bacon, lettuce or tomato." with equal reason the waiter brought him

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